Jonah is the founding member of The Zen Hussies, and the wordsmith who comes up with all those catchy lyrics & eminently croonable melodies. It is he who invented the now popular 5-yard suit, an item of clothing that appears from that distance & beyond impeccable, yet reveals it's 'character' upon intimacy.
Jonah lives in constant fear of his evil psychotic nemesis Devlyn Sinclair (MEP Lichenstein), who has pursued a vendetta against him ever since he pipped him at the post to become the band's lead singer, lyricist, rhythm guitarist, harmonica player & clarinettist back in 1958.
Devlyn Sinclair OBE
This is why he is always accompanied by his team of crack ninja fleas kept warm inside a an old box of Swan Vestas next to his hip flask.
The Flatfooted One is also an award winning Poet, being elected Bard of Bath in 2001 for his collection of nonsense verse 'Imagine A Menagerie'.